OFFICIAL REVIEW: "WarTrains: Combat Strategies, Vol. 1"

Director Christopher Davenport creates a masterpiece in this documentary, outlining the complex and intricate development that the strategies “WarTrains” have undergone during the course of history, from the countryside of Civil War America to the jungles of Vietnam. This doco contains a full 57 minutes of non-stop excitement, with the outstanding narration of Wes Carey to guide you through WarTrains in all their glory.
The research done is thorough and accurate, with not a single mention of Wikipedia in their credits. In fact, there is almost nothing that this documentary can be faulted for, with the minor oversight that there is no mention of the current activities of WarTrains, which means that the documentary misses out on some extraordinary opportunities, and possibly costing Mr. Davenport a Nobel Peace Prize. However, given it was made in 1998, it could be excused for this error.
As I rate this documentary 11.4/10, I recommend that all should watch this. NOW.

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Welcome to the official WarTrain Blog!

After being created in early 2006, WarTrain has remained as one of Australia's premier clans with numerous distinctions over the broad areas of the arts, science and airfight.

This blog serves to act as a forum of free speech for those privileged enough to be in WarTrain's ranks.

All agree - Ingallis wins the Internet.

Users worldwide agree that ePersonality (and proud wartrain member) Ingallis has won the internet with his recent pwnage of player haters on a relativley unknown yet interesting political site. The site (which cannot be named due to the Great Firewall of Kevin Rudd) was blessed with absolute win when in response to erroneous and libel ridden claims he posted an image that would send shivers down the spine of even the most stern and strong willed person out there (read: me). The image of a happy smiling and now deceased Yasser Arafat sent shock waves throughout the entire web community, winning the argument, the day and the entire internets for Ingallis.

Individuals everywhere felt the aftershock of this glorious victory, with many taking to the internets themselves to discuss the events with others. Upon being asked about the event, long time internet tough guy Jeorgeseph was quick to admit that even he was astonished and amazed, even going as far to say that it would "be a day that lives in infamy". Others involved who refused to be named claimed that it was "the best day for eLiberty ever" and that "Human Rights are like rocks'.

Love him or hate him, this day - the 22/12 - will always live on as the day that a simple small minded Australian Austrian troll evolved into a bulging, all powerful beast of a human - and saving the lulz for the Internets on the way.